IM REALLY SCARED I JUST OPENED A BOTTLE OF FUCKING SOBE LIFEWATER WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN AM I IN A CREEPY PASTA I CAN FUCKING SEE IT NOW SOBE DEATHWATER IM GOING TO DIE BUT this drink is hella im still drinking it im an idiot
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
i just checked and there are 23 chapters, plus an epilogue. so i’d need 1,150 notes to read the whole thing, 1,200 for the whole thing + epilogue
When a British teacher asks you to do something, sometimes it leads to adventures!
Let’s go adventuring!
Oooh! I like adventure! I wonder how this will turn out in the training?
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
Having both is staying in bed because you don’t want to go to school and then panicking because you don’t want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don’t lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don’t want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with.
so when my mom was younger she was a u2 fangirl and she got tickets to their concert and rang in sick to work so she could go but when she went to work the next day her boss handed her the newspaper and the front page was a picture of her on top on some guys shoulders in the crowd at the concert
IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT KIND OF WRITER YOU ARE YOU CAN BE WRITING: POEMS, FANFICS, IDK NORMAL FICS, NOVELS, SHORT STORIES, IDK ANYTHING!! JUST REBLOG!!!
(technical writers too?)
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.